There’s a common tactic in the bargain-bin end of the porn biz. Companies put out DVDs with punning parody-like titles and humourous box cover art, but the video content inside is just ordinary porn with no actual parody angle. Sometimes they’re just repackaged compilations of old scenes.
Here at PornParody.com, we’ve taken to calling these “box cover parodies”. If they’re clever or weird enough, sometimes we post them — eg, Grand Theft Orgy, Asscar, Assterpiece Theatre. Mostly we ignore them, since there are plenty of real parodies to keep us amused.
This week we spied a new release entitled Fuck Dynasty from some outfit called Howielou Productions (never heard of them). The cover of Fuck Dynasty shows five porn girlies wearing camouflage panties, photoshopped into a swamp setting.
And right there on the box cover it reads, “This is Not a Parody, Just a Really Cool Cover”.
And it’s true, there is no Duck Dynasty parody element inside, just five generic porn scenes shot in some apartment with a really hideous orange/purple/salmon color scheme.
Another Duck Dynasty porn parody would have been nice, but we appreciate Howie and Lou’s honesty, so we’ll give them a plug.