British studio Harmony presents the Downton Abbey porn parody we’ve all been waiting for: Down On Abby: Tales From Bottomley Manor. The SFW YouTube trailer looks very promising:
That trailer promises “April 1, 2014″ release, but obviously they missed that date. The latest news we’ve heard is May 20, 2014 as the DVD shipping date. We’ll keep you updated. There will supposedly be a softcore censored cut available, but who cares, we’re only interested in the full hardcore original.
Conan O’Brien asked Michelle Dockery, who plays Lady Mary on the real Downton Abbey, about the porn parody in a recent interview.
Now that is some good free publicity.
The cast and character list:
Lexi Lowe as Abby
Ben Dover as Lord Grabhem
Jasmine Jae as Lady Grabhem
Jasmine James as Fanny
Ryan Ryder as Lord Stiffie
Jess West as Lady Stiffie
Ava Dalush as Missy
Cathy Heaven as Lucy
Emma Leigh as Betty
Clarke Kent as Master Bates
Tony De Sergio as Smallcock
Dimitris XXX as James
Big Bad Dave as Smithers