The Donald Sterling scandal has generated two ripped-from-the-headlines porn parodies (so far). Quickest on the draw and first to your eyeballs is the DogFart Network, home of “unique interracial niche websites”, specifically its niche site Cuckold Sessions.

The cuckold genre in porn involves scenarios with a weak man forced to watch his wife or girlfriend have sex with a dominant (usually black) man. Humiliation and racial tension are key to the genre’s appeal. A couple months back we posted about One Flew Over The Cuckold’s Nest. And now Cuckold Sessions has produced a cuckold-themed reenactment of the Donald Sterling scandal. It’s a natural.

DogFart brought together a great cast: James Bartholet as racist old coot “Donald”, Nina Hartley as wife “Shelly”, Raven Bay as mistress “V.”, and Jovan Jordan as NBA superstar “Chris”.

Here’s the official site blurb for the scene:

It’s hard to believe that in 2014 there’s still racism and those who would rather not associate with “those people”. Donald owns a basketball team and his girlfriend and wife are about to set up a trap for him. You see, Donald’s been blowing his money on his girlfriend while his loving wife has been working hard and staying by his side. V. and Rochelle have Donald’s star player, Chris, come over to fuck his big black cock as he watches in absolute horror. On one end his wife and girlfriend are associating with a black guy,his star player. On the other end he’s playing with his tiny pecker, as for the first time in his life he has no control over the situation. Donald’s blood pressure rises as his wife and girlfriend fuck his BLACK money machine until they both share the black load. Donald, on the other hand, pulls his puny pecker(wood) until he erupts all over himself. The ladies, needless to say, are of no help to him at this point further.

DogFart has posted a SFW trailer to YouTube:

Or click through to Cuckold Sessions to watch the far more entertaining four-minute hardcore trailer.

Huffington Post has a good article about the quickie project, including interviews with the stars and scene director Billy Watson. Best line from Watson: “This thing has been so skeevy that maybe it’s the one time when porn couldn’t make it sleazier”.

A few weeks back, we posted the “Wes Anderson porn parody” viral video which was making the rounds.

And now whaddyaknow, there’s an actual Wes Anderson porn parody — This Isn’t The Grand Budapest Hotel, It’s A XXX Spoof!, releasing today from White Ghetto.

White Ghetto has a track record of quirky parody choices and great box covers housing disappointingly generic porn. The blurb for Grand Budapest Hotel XXX reads, “The story recounts the outrageous sexual exploits of the hot and horny staff at a hotel. They make sure their guests get the best possible service and always cum back when in town!” That probably translates to five sex scenes all filmed in hotel rooms with little if any attempt to mimic Wes Anderson.

But what the hell, we asked for a real Wes Anderson porn parody containing real porn and we got one.

Wicked has released the second installment in Axel Braun’s fairy tale series, Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.

Hollywood released its own re-imagining of Sleeping Beauty a month ago — Maleficent with Angelina Jolie and Elle Fanning — so this release is timely, give or take a month.

YouTube has been steadily banning all the porn biz accounts, but Axel Braun is still alive so there’s a SFW YouTube trailer:

For those who need reminding on how the fairy tale goes, here’s an illustrated plot summary. There’s this lovely, young, blonde, virginal princess (Anikka Albrite).

And the princess has a run-in with wicked queen Maleficent (Stormy Daniels), who wears a kicky horn hat which she keeps on during sex.

The princess also meets a prince (Michael Vegas) with hipster sideburns.

But the prince also digs the queen.

Meanwhile, the king gets it on with three fairy babysitters (Claire Robbins, Casey Calvert, Riley Steele), because he’s the king and he can do whatever he wants.

And they all live happily ever after, probably, I don’t remember exactly.

Basketball season is over, Donald Sterling is no longer nightly news and comedy fodder, and Smash Pictures presents Owner Gets Clipped, its XXX parody reenactment of the Donald Sterling racism debacle.

That’s the problem with most “ripped from the headlines” porn parodies — even at the speedy pace of porn production, the scandal has faded by the time the XXX version gets released. Smash director Jim Powers cast, shot, assembled and released Owner Gets Clipped within nine weeks of the first TMZ newsflash, which is pretty damn impressive, but it still feels like old news.

There’s no SFW trailer, but GameLink has a hardcore trailer. The fake “20/40″ interview with “Barbara Waba” (played by porn legend Rebecca Bardoux) is actually pretty funny.

Here’s the sex scene breakdown:

(1) Racist old coot team owner Donald Sperming (Kyle Stone) with mistress Z (Yasmine De Leon).

(2) Mrs Sperming (Nina Hartley) has her own fling with one of the team’s players (Jon Jon).

(3) Z gets it on with another famous basketball player (Mark Anthony).

(4) Donald gets it on with another black mistress (Harley Dean).

(5) Mrs Sperming and Z settle their differences.

The pornsite Cuckold Sessions debuted its own cuckold-themed Donald Sterling porn parody a month ago. That parody was just one long scene released online, which allowed them to strike more quickly.

Cheapo europorn outfit Cum Louder has released another goofy parody anthology — Porn Heros, Vol. 02.

The four sex scenes depict various costumed heroes getting it on.

Scene #1: Robin Hood
Scene #2: Mr. Incredible
Scene #3: Punisher
Scene #4: Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD

Female stars are Angel Rivas, Miyuki, Daniela Castro and Noe Milk.

Cum Louder’s previous outing in this series — Porn Heros, Vol. 01 — was an all-Marvel affair with Iron Man, the Hulk, Wolverine and Thor XXX spoofs.

In January 2014, British TV network Channel 4 ran a five-episode documentary series called Benefits Street, which followed various welfare recipients living on James Turner Street in Birmingham for one year. The program generated highly charged responses from across the political spectrum. Some critics complained that it was “poverty porn”. Various followup documentaries and panel shows used Benefits Street to debate welfare policy afterwards.

Not surprisingly, British pornographers have joined the conversation by producing their own parody poverty porn featuring actual porn.

Pure XXX Films presents a series called Benefits Treat following the horny chavs of “James Felcher Street” in Birmingham. One breakout star of Benefits Street was known as “White Dee”, while Benefits Treat has a character known as “White DP”. You get the idea.

So far Benefits Treat has four scenes available — Episode 1 … Episode 2 … Episode 3 … Episode 4 — each with sample clips and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

Television X launched its own parody series entitled Friends With Benefits Street in May. It features a character known as “White Double D”.

Television X makes it difficult for North American viewers to watch its product on DVD or VoD, so the YouTube promo is all we’ve seen so far.

Vivid debuts X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, available now inside the Vivid.com members area, featuring “an incredible ensemble of marvelously erotic mutants, awesome costumes, and mainstream-quality visual FX, along of course with Axel Braun’s legendary attention to detail”. (Look for the DVD set around July 29, and video-on-demand soon after that.)

Here’s the cast/character breakdown:

Allie Haze as Rogue
Skin Diamond as Storm
Andy San Dimas as Phoenix
Chanel Preston as Polaris
Jeannie Marie as Emma Frost
Katie St. Ives as Kitty Pryde
Tommy Gunn as Wolverine
J. Jay as Cyclops
Peter O’Tool as Blob
Alec Knight as Foreigner
Billy Glide as Colossus
Mike Moz as Professor X
Tom Byron as Magneto

Considering how many X-Men heroes and villains are available, the sequel possibilities are endless. Vivid already has Avengers vs. X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody slated for summer 2016 release. Woo hoo!

Adam & Eve made X-Girls in 2000 to spoof the original X-Men movie. For whatever reason, the Adam & Eve version invented new superheroines (Mesmeratix! Flare! Vanishing Vixen!) rather than use existing X-Men characters. Private made X-Girls: The Lost X-Teens in 2007. Brazzers gave us XXX-Men: The Hellfire Club in 2013. But it’s safe to say that Axel Braun’s version is lightyears better than any previous X-Men porn parody.

Sex Tape starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel was a huge bomb. If you want to see it in a theater, better hurry up because it will be gone soon.

That failure hasn’t stopped two different porn studios from putting out quickie cheapo porn parodies, both due out on DVD this week.

First up, This Isn’t Sex Tape, It’s a XXX Spoof! from White Ghetto.

Followed by Sex Tape (Not!) from Hot Mess.

Neither of these look particularly ambitious. They might be Sex Tape parodies in the sense that each features videotape showing people have sex, but don’t expect much more than that.

New this week from Anastasia Pierce Productions comes a strange fetish parody, Scarlet Witch vs Black Widow and Batwoman.

Anastasia Pierce creates and stars in all-female light BDSM smut with a playful, burlesque vibe.

If stylish superhero cosplay bondage is your thing, or one of your things, it doesn’t get any better than this.

Legendary director Will Ryder and studio X-Play will release their newest porn parody later this month, Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Parody.

Press release quotes from Will Ryder:

“The movie is definitely aimed at fans of high quality adult entertainment including couples that want to watch something enjoyable together and of course the people that love Frankie Valli and the Jersey Boys along with all the great music of that era.”

“I have to confess I am a huge fan of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons and of course the musical Jersey Boys so I made sure I offered one-hundred percent respect to Mr. Frankie Valli in how I created this parody musical.”

“Yes we take some liberties. Our movie begins in the early 1960s when the band was just starting their career searching for a record deal and we take the audience on a fun ride that travels into the beginning of the disco era of 1974.”

We suspect those “liberties” include lots of sex. Call it a hunch.

The cast includes Tommy Pistol (as Frankie Valli), Eric John, Chad White, Kurt Lockwood and Chad Diamond (as the rest of the Four Seasons, because there are five of them in this version), plus Jersey girls Zoey Monroe, Carmen Caliente, Bailey Bae, Mila Blaze, Sunny Lane, Ryder Skye, Lucky Star and Anya Ivy.

This will be the third XXX musical directed by Ryder, following Not the Wizard of Oz XXX and Grease XXX (both 2013). The idea of pornstars singing and dancing may sound unpromising, but Wizard and Grease were both a blast and we have high hopes for Jersey Boys XXX too.

Earlier this summer, X-Play sent out a press release announcing that Will Ryder was in pre-production on Manson Family XXX, a “porn parody” about the horrific 1969 murder spree. A minor media frenzy ensued, and TMZ reported that the project had already inspired outrage and opposition.

Charles Manson will NOT be glorified in porn … so vows the sister of Sharon Tate.

Debra Tate [sister of murder victim Sharon Tate] is incensed over the impending casting of “Manson Family XXX” [....]

Adult film director Will Ryder — whose credits include “Not The Wizard of Oz XXX” — will cast Susan Atkins, Patricia Krenwinkel, Leslie Van Houten, Linda Kasabian, Charles “Tex” Watson, and others. Manson is the central figure who has sex with all of them.

PornParody.com generally approves of tasteless humor and a no-sacred-cows mentality in porn, but even we question whether this is a good idea. It doesn’t sound clever, just cruel and sad.

After that June 25 TMZ article, we hadn’t heard anything further and figured the project had been abandoned. Then yesterday (September 15), Will Ryder posted a trailer to YouTube:

The trailer contains no video footage, just a collage of static set photos. Nonetheless, it looks like X-Play really made this film and plans to release it soon.

The cast includes Sarah Vandella, Nadia Styles, Cassidy Klein, Maya Grand, Judas, Gaia, Kurt Lockwood, Eric John, Dick Chibbles, Jeremy Conway, Jack Vegas and “JS as Charles Manson”. AIFD lists Ryan Driller in the cast as well.

The world needs anarchists and pranksters willing to push the boundaries of free speech and acceptable taste. We’ll gladly defend Ryder and company’s right to make this film. But we’ll probably choose not to watch it.

Two weeks ago, we touted Scarlet Witch vs Black Widow and Batwoman, a new “fetish parody” all-girl superhero cosplay flick from Anastasia Pierce Productions starring Anastasia Pierce.

Now the same team returns with The Black Cat vs Batwoman, starring Anastasia Pierce (again as superheroine Batwoman) battling Kendra James (as supervillainess The Black Cat).

The front cover bills it as a “fetish parody”, while the back cover goes with “superheroines lesbian parody”.

Action! Catfights! Bondage!

Cooking competition show BBQ Pitmasters gets the porn parody it deserves, BBQ Titmasters from Burning Angel.

In this version, tattooed Burning Angel girls Kleio Valentien, Necro Nicki and Sheena Rose prepare BBQ in the backyard, Joanna Angel hosts the competition, and Tommy Pistol, John Strong and Will Powers serve as the judging panel. Then they all move inside for post-BBQ sex. Maybe they sit around and let the BBQ digest before launching into the sex, it’s not clear. That’s what I would do.

Joanna Angel also directed, and she posted some fun making-of set pics to her blog a while back.

Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody is now available on DVD, streaming and download. Samantha Saint plays the title role.

One big difference from the traditional tale — Cinderella’s stepsisters (Carter Cruise, Penny Pax) are much nicer to her in the XXX version:

At least until the paddle comes out, and even the paddling doesn’t look so bad:

As always, Cinderella meets her Prince Charming and lives happily ever after:

Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody follows Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody and Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, all released in 2014, all available now on DVD, streaming and download.

The Kink.com network of BDSM sites created a six-scene porn parody of science fiction camp classic Barbarella earlier this year. They staggered the scenes across six different sites over the course of a few weeks. Now the complete epic is available on DVD.

Lorelei Lee starred as Barbarella — the role originally made famous by Jane Fonda — throughout. Here’s the scene breakdown with links to teasers:

Scene 1 on Ultimate Surrender
Barbarella crashlands on alien planet (videos, photos)

Scene 2 on Electrosluts
Barbarella submits to three dommes with devices (videos, photos)

Scene 3 on Divine Bitches
The Black Queen (Maitresse Madeline) disciplines Barbarella on the Essence of Man (videos, photos)

Scene 4 on Whipped Ass
The Black Queen dominates Barbarella some more, then our heroine grabs the whip (videos, photos)

Scene 5 on Sex and Submission
Lorelei Lee in rope bondage and the stocks (videos, photos)

Scene 6 on Fucking Machines
Barbarella discovers advanced alien technology (videos, photos)

And now the full six-scene 207-minute magnum opus, Barbarella: A Kinky Parody, is available on DVD.

Pervy political junkies rejoice! Filly Films (motto: “A Lesbian Company”) presents the must-see political sex scandal porn parody of the year in Between the Headlines: A Lesbian Porn Parody.

The scandal begins with a wild White House romp between Hillary and Michelle (no last names, please), played by Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain. A staffer (Vanessa Veracruz) inadvertently spies the power coupling. What to do? Tell the media or keep it secret?

Fans of MSNBC will enjoy Lily Cade’s turn as “Rachel M”, while fans of Fox News will thrill to Aaliyah Love playing “Megyn K”. (Or maybe they’ll be pissed off. Who knows?) The cast also includes Zoey Monroe, Aiden Starr and Ela Darling. Directed by Lily Cade.

Nerdporn overload! Two studios have released Doctor Who porn parodies on DVD: The Doctor from Brazzers, and Doctor Whore from WoodRocket.

Doctor Whore is directed by Lee Roy Myers. It first appeared in installments at his funky tube site WoodRocket. The cast includes April O’Neil, Tara Lynn Foxx, Jodi Taylor, Ava Dalush, Skin Diamond, Brian Street Team, Kris Slater, Richie Calhoun and Aaron Wilcoxxx.

WoodRocket has done a great job promoting its parodies with geek culture sites. Lee Roy Myers told an interviewer for The Mary Sue, “Our team is made up of fans of Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, and pretty much every interesting Sci Fi, fantasy, comedy, horror, cartoon, or adventure, television shows, movies, comic books, and games. I think the future of porn will resemble erotic fan-fiction: a combination of pop culture and mainstream entertainment and sex and nudity.” Sounds good to me.

The Brazzers parody simply titled The Doctor also debuted in installments on network site Pornstars Like It Big earlier this year. Brazzers contract woodsman Danny D. stars as the Timelord in three long scenes with costars (scene one) Franceska Jaimes, (scene two) LouLou, (scene three) Georgie Lyall, Leigh Darby and Victoria Summers.

Three previous Doctor Who porn parodies appeared around 2005-2006, all made in the UK: a softcore TV series called Doctor Screw; Dr. Loo and the Filthy Phaleks starring Alicia Rhodes; and Abducted by the Daleks, which the BBC successfully blocked from commercial release on copyright grounds.

The movie Vampire Academy was a huge bomb, scoring under 10% at Rotten Tomatoes and grossing under $10 million before quickly disappearing from theaters. No sequel is planned. The studio didn’t even bother faking a real-world romance between the stars.

So it’s not entirely clear if Hustler’s new Lesbian Vampire Academy is supposed to be a porn parody or not. Maybe it’s just good barely legal girl/girl smut with fake blood and fangs, and the similar titles are mere coincidence?

Starring Raven Rockette, August Ames, Karmen Karma, Natasha Voya, Zoey Foxx, Ryan Ryans, Carter Cruise and Zoey Monroe.

Lame tagline: “These Lesbian Vampires need to feed on more than Blood!”

Hustler has released This Ain’t Fast & Furious XXX. The box promises “All star cast – ANAL – and fast cars!” and we would expect no less.

That all-star cast includes Ryan Ryans, Mischa Brooks, Aimee Black, Cassandra Cruz, Sasha Hart and Xander Corvus. Directed by Andre Madness.

There’s a new Fast and Furious movie coming out in spring 2015, the one that got delayed when Paul Walker died. Hustler decided not to wait, for whatever reason.

Not surprisingly, since guys who like porn also tend to like shiny cars going fast, there have been many Fast and Furious porn parodies over the years — Slick 2: Fast and Furious by Jim Powers; the French-language Fuck and Furious; and Rocco Siffredi’s Furious Fuckers series, which had motorcycles rather than cars.

Anastasia Pierce Productions continues its series of superheroine cosplay fetish parodies with Scarlet Witch vs Ms. Marvel and Spider-Woman.

Anastasia Pierce plays the Scarlet Witch, battling Angela Sommers as Ms. Marvel and Goldie Blair as Spider-Woman.

There has been a small but thriving superheroine bondage fetish niche for many years — usually very low-budget, usually all-girl, with varying degrees of explicitness. Clips4sale has thousands of superheroine scenes listed. HotMovies has a handful of titles like Superheroines Roped & Ravished and Superheroines in Peril. So these latest Anastasia Pierce releases have a long underground tradition behind them.

Posted previously: The Black Cat vs Batwoman and Scarlet Witch vs Black Widow and Batwoman. Here’s hoping there’s much more to come.