DreamZone has posted the SFW trailer for its upcoming Welcome Back Kotter XXX: A DreamZone Parody, directed by Jordan Septo.

Starring Anthony Rosano as Mr. Kotter and Allie Haze as Mrs. Kotter.

Seth Gamble plays Barbarino, getting it on with girl sweathog Eva Angelina.

Tommy Pistol as Epstein, Jon Jon as Washington, Mia Gold as some girl with awesome feathered 70s hair and patched 70s jeans.

Scarlet Banks plays a student who gets some special mentoring from Mr. Kotter.

Bryan McClure plays Horshack in his first-ever XXX credit. Maybe he won a casting call for his ability to do the Horshack laugh while maintaining an erection.

Please please please don’t let there be a Horshack/Mrs Kotter sex scene. That would just be wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. Please.

Our Empire-powered DVD store shows Welcome Back Kotter XXX: A DreamZone Parody already in stock and shipping. However, every other source lists a release date of late September 2013. DreamZone says October 2013 in their YouTube trailer blurb.

The latest superhero porn parody from director Axel Braun, Wolverine XXX, is now online. Following Vivid’s usual rollout schedule, Wolverine XXX: An Axel Braun Parody will be available exclusively in the Vivid.com members area for two weeks, with the DVD release following on Tuesday, September 10.

Axel Braun posted a SFW trailer on his YouTube channel in May:

Acting! Costumes! Special Effects! Comics Geekery!

Here’s the cast & character breakdown:

Tommy Gunn – Wolverine
Aiden Ashley – Domino
Allie Haze – Rogue
Andy San Dimas – Jean Grey
Asa Akira – Mariko
Charmane Star – the handmaiden
Maya Hills – Lady Deathstrike
Derrick Pierce – Deadpool
Xander Corvus – Spider-Man
Evan Stone – Sabretooth
Lexington Steele – Nick Fury
Mike Moz – Professor Xavier

And as promised, here are stills from each of the five sex scenes:

Before he was a movie star, long before he was a politician, Arnold Schwarzenegger was a champion bodybuilder and star of the documentary Pumping Iron. He pumps a lot of iron, flexes his muscles and practices competition poses, smokes doobies and says things like “It’s as satisfying to me as coming is, you know? As having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I’m getting the feeling of coming at home, I’m getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night.” It’s a seriously great movie.

White Ghetto’s latest sort of porn parody is This Isn’t Pumping Iron … It’s A XXX Spoof. Expect five or six sex scenes featuring muscular women, perhaps having sex on or around exercise equipment. Don’t expect much plot or parody content beyond the box cover.

Back in 1986, Henri Pachard directed the porn parody Pumping Flesh. Erica Boyer played a pornstar who “inherits a posh bodybuilding club in San Francisco” and institutes some creative new workout programs.

Dig the tagline: “Straining, Bulging, Glistening Muscles Made For Love!”

The fine 1980s cast includes Danielle, Lois Ayres, Nina Hartley, Wendi Wood, Joey Silvera, John Leslie and Paul Thomas.

Hustler has launched a new site called Hustler Parodies highlighting their porn parody releases. It boasts 300+ parody scenes, which sounds about right. As usual with these megasites, signing up to Hustler Parodies gives you access to the whole Hustler network (Hustler.com, Barely Legal, Hometown Girls, a bunch of niche sites and sex tapes). Pretty good deal. Advertorial over.

Today Hustler Parodies debuts This Ain’t Homeland XXX, directed by Axel Braun. There will be a DVD release at some point, but for now it’s only up online.

And we’ve got a scene breakdown (not necessarily in the proper order) and lots of teaser pics and clips.

Carrie (Tara Lynn Foxx) follows Brody (Richie Calhoun) to a bar, where they have sex on a table and again in the parking lot. Standard spycraft. Teasers: videos, mixed, photos.

The news of Brody’s rescue catches wife Jessica (Dana Vespoli) during a steamy sex romp with her husband’s best friend, Captain Mike Faber (Billy Glide). Normally this would be a total boner-kill, but not for these two troopers. Teasers: mixed.

A flashback reveals that Brody has not been entirely truthful about his captivity — he failed to mention the group sex with three beautiful Muslim girls (Jynx Maze, Brandy Aniston, Gabriella Paltrova) and elusive terrorist Abu Nazir (Alec Knight). Teasers: videos, mixed.

Carrie wants to continue the surveillance, but director David (Nat Turner) needs convincing. Teasers: mixed, photos, mixed.

Is the very idea of a Homeland porn parody in bad taste? Sure it is. But bad taste, the badder the better, is part of what makes America great.

Near the end of the year, we’ll select and rank our favorites as usual. For now, here’s a running list of the top porn parody releases of 2013 so far, listed in reverse chronological order (ie, latest releases at the top, January releases at the bottom). Did we snub anyone? Let us know in the comments.

• This Ain’t Homeland XXX

  Hustler | Axel Braun

  DVD Store Hustler Parodies

  Carrie (Tara Lynn Foxx) uncovers the truth: what really happened to Brody (Richie Calhoun) over there.

• Wolverine XXX

  Vivid | Axel Braun

  DVD Store Vivid.com

  Starring Tommy Gunn as the hairiest superhero, Aiden Ashley as Domino, Allie Haze as Rogue, Andy San Dimas as Jean Grey, and Asa Akira as Mariko.

• Sydney Leathers: Weiner and Me

  Vivid

  Vivid Celeb

  Part celebrity sex tape, part ripped-from-the-headlines porn parody, shot and posted online in record time. Sydney Leathers as herself, with Xander Corvus as Anthony Weiner, aka Carlos Danger.

• Just In Beaver Fever

  Devil’s Film | Barrett Blade

  DVD Store Streaming/Download Devil’s Film

  Starring Seth Gamble as obnoxious spoiled brat pop star Justin, plus pornstar knockoffs of pals Selena, Usher and Amanda.

• The General Goes All In

  Hustler | Stuart Canterbury

  DVD Store Download Hustler Parodies

  Hustler reenacts the big sex scandal with General David Petraeus (Evan Stone) and his “All In” biographer Paula Broadwell (Kimberly Kane)

• The Newlywed Game XXX

  Vivid | Hank Hoffman

  DVD Store Streaming/Download Vivid.com

  Classic game show gets a swinging 70s porn parody. What’s the strangest place you’ve ever made whoopie?

• So You Think You Can Dance: A XXX Parody

  Sinful

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  Starring Lisa Daniels, who specializes in the horizontal boogie.

• Laverne and Shirley XXX

  DreamZone | Jordan Septo

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  A long time ago, this was the top-rated sitcom on TV. Starring Chanel Preston as Laverne and Riley Reid as Shirley.

• XXX-Men: The Hellfire Club

  Brazzers

  Brazzers

  Starring Alexis Ford as Emma Frost, enjoying life at the mutant supervillain world domination HQ velvet lounge.

• Walking Dead XXX

  Burning Angel | Joanna Angel & Tommy Pistol

  DVD Store Streaming/Download Burning Angel

  Joanna Angel and friends clearly know and dig the show. Sex scenes include a Rick-Lori-Shane threesome (potentially awkward), Andrea & Michonne (oh yes, god yes), Carl & zombie Sofia (both 18+ now, of course), and a big climactic orgy at the CDC.

• Not the Wizard of Oz XXX

  X-Play | Will Ryder

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  Great costumes, makeup and set design make this an instant classic. Starring Maddy O’Reilly as Dorothy, Brandy Aniston as the Wicked Witch, Nina Hartley as Auntie Em, and Stella Marie as a sexy Munchkin.

• An Erotic Method

  Brazzers

  Brazzers

  We’re surprised that someone went to the trouble of making a porn parody of David Cronenberg’s history of psychoanalysis joint A Dangerous Method. Kudos to Brazzers.

• Star Trek XXX 3

  Hustler | Axel Braun

  DVD Store Streaming/Download Hustler Parodies

  Axel Braun’s third Star Trek spoof features Ana Foxx as Uhura, two Kirks (due to a blah blah in the timespace blah blah blah) and assorted female yeomen, Richie Calhoun as Spock, Penny Pax as Nurse Chapel.

• Man of Steel XXX

  Vivid | Axel Braun

  DVD Store Vivid.com

  Axel Braun’s latest Superman mimics the latest Hollywood version by adopting a darker tone. With Sasha Knox (Livewire), Skin Diamond (Silver Banshee), Kirsten Price (Lois Lane) and Samantha Ryan (Lana Lang).

• Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey

  Smash | Tommy Pistol

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  Bonnie Rotten tries to survive the zombie apocalypse. Horror porn freaks will dig the zombie-on-zombie sex scene between Tommy Pistol (who also directed) and Annie Cruz.

• Iron Man XXX

  Vivid | Axel Braun

  DVD Store Streaming/Download Vivid.com

  No one does superhero porn parodies like Axel Braun. Dale DaBone plays the title role, also starring Lexi Belle, Brooklyn Lee, Shazia Sahari, Dana DeArmond, Jazy Berlin, Skin Diamond and Lexington Steele (as Nick Fury).

• Karate Kid XXX

  DreamZone | Jordan Septo

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  The “kid” is now closer to 30, otherwise it’s the same story. Evan Stone as Mr. Miyagi is the comedy highlight.

• Wonderland (parts 1 & 2)

  Brazzers

  Brazzers (#1) Brazzers (#2) DVD Store

  Brazzers makes this Lewis Carroll adaptation appropriately freaky. Starring Lexi Belle (as Alice), Gia Dimarco, Christy Mack, Bonnie Rotten and James Deen (as the Mad Hatter in part 2).

• OMG It’s The Dirty Dancing XXX Parody

  Juicy | Jordan Septo

  DVD Store

  The romantic classic gets a romantic XXX parody. Starring Dani Daniels and Ryan Driller in the roles made famous by Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze.

• The Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody

  Exquisite | Rob Black

  DVD Store

  Rob Black reaches way back into comic book history for this superhero parody. Great job recreating the original characters’ costumes; it’s a shame they come off so quickly.

• The Real L Word XXX: San Francisco

  Filly Films | Madison Young

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  Edgy art-porn auteur Madison Young has three entries on this year’s list, each an all-girl parody for all-girl studio Filly Films. This flick “follows three San Franciscan lesbian couples and one experimental threesome of queer femme deviants through first dates, new found love, lovers spats and orgasmic juicy makeup sex”.

• The Many Shades of Juliette March

  Filly Films | Madison Young

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  Pornographers have been riding the “50 Shades” phenomenon since it broke. Madison Young gets it right in this all-girl BDSM journey.

• Not South Park XXX

  X-Play | Will Ryder

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  Will Ryder has a blast spoofing the filthiest cartoon on TV. It’s Kyle’s 18th birthday, everyone is 18+, just so that’s clear.

• Orgy University

  Vivid | Kimberly Kane

  DVD Store Streaming/Download Vivid.com

  It’s a porn parody of Carrie starring Kimberly Kane. So why didn’t they just call it Carrie XXX: A Porn Parody or something? We have no idea.

• XXX Fucktory

  Evil Angel | Rocco Siffredi

  DVD Store Streaming/Download Evil Angel

  Rocco Siffredi spoofs the Italian edition of X Factor in outrageous fashion.

• Chyna as She-Hulk

  Vivid | Axel Braun

  DVD Store Streaming/Download Vivid.com

  Former pro wrestler Chyna (aka Joanie Laurer) dons the green bodypaint and flexes her muscles for this superhero porn parody. With Richie Calhoun as Bruce Banner.

• This Ain’t Die Hard XXX

  Hustler | Stuart Canterbury

  DVD Store Hustler Parodies

  Nakatomi Plaza has been replaced by Flynt Tower, the terrorists are now all hot babes, the black cop is now a hot babe, John McClaine still saves the day. Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker.

• Nikita XXX

  Bluebird | Marc Twain

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  La Femme Nikita is still a cultural touchstone 20+ years after the original movie. Bluebird’s version is not exactly a parody, more like a stylish adaptation with added fucking.

• Barb Wire XXX

  DreamZone |

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  The campy movie based on the campy comic gets a campy porn parody. Britney Amber channels Pamela Anderson in the title role.

• Can’t Be Martin: It’s a XXX Parody

  Evasive Angles | T.T. Boy

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  Evasive Angles riffs on the 1990s Martin Lawrence sitcom Martin. Oh my goodness!

• Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia Goes To College!

  X-Play | Will Ryder

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  The fifth season of Will Ryder’s classic sitcom parody series.

• The Real L Word XXX: NYC Edition

  Filly Films | Madison Young

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  Madison Young directs and stars in this all-girl hipster hardcore spoof of the Showtime lesbian documentary series.

• Barely Blue Velvet

  Real | Jason Danilak

  DVD Store

  David Lynch’s mindfuck masterpiece gets the porn parody treatment. Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!

• OMG It’s The Spice Girls XXX Parody

  Juicy | Jordan Septo

  DVD Store

  The Spice Girls split up more than a decade ago, but they still deserve mockery, the filthier the better.

• This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D

  Hustler | Axel Braun

  DVD Store Streaming/Download Hustler Parodies

  There were at least a half-dozen Terminator porn parodies before this one, but Axel Braun does it up right. Starring Bailey Blue as Sarah Conner.

• MacGyver XXX

  DreamZone | Ralph Long

  DVD Store Streaming/Download

  MacGyver saves his kidnapped ex-girlfriend using a rubber fist dildo, a condom, and a potato-chip canister.

• Clerks XXX

  Vivid | B. Skow

  DVD Store Streaming/Download Vivid.com

  The Kevin Smith low-fi slacker classic finally gets a porn parody. Yes, there’s snowballing.

Will Ryder is king of the groovy 70s retro porn parody, and his latest looks out of sight — Love Boat XXX: A Parody, distributed by Adam & Eve, in stores now.

Love Boat XXX: A Parody directed by Will Ryder

Following the Aaron Spelling original format, the porn parody has a huge cast of series regulars and special guest stars. The regulars include Steve Nelson (your Captain), Sunny Lane (Julie the cruise director), Tyler Nixon (Gopher), Tee Reel (Isaac the bartender), Kurt Lockwood (Doc) and Penny Pax (Vicki the captain’s daughter). Guest stars include Capri Cavanni, Jessa Rhodes, Kendall Karson, Gia Grace, Nikki Daniels, Lucky Star, Selma Sins, Nikki Chase, Liv Aguilera, Evan Stone, Seth Gamble, Kevin Wang, Will Ryder, Ron Jeremy and James Bartholet.

The YouTube trailer shows off the period sets, costumes and hairstyles as well as the humorously adulterated theme song.

Will Ryder declares, “I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out, because not only is it funny and sexy, it looks exactly like an episode of The Love Boat TV show. If he were alive today, I would hope that Aaron Spelling might be happy with how this turned out.”

Past porn parodies of Aaron Spelling shows include This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX, Back to Melrose Place, Not Charlie’s Angels XXX and This Ain’t Charmed XXX. The ghost of Aaron Spelling probably enjoyed those too. Any porn parodists out there looking for some fresh target material? Consider Fantasy Island or Dynasty next.

Summer doldrums are over, and the new releases are coming fast and furious. Now in stores near you: OMG It’s the Leaving Las Vegas XXX Parody, directed by Jordan Septo.

OMG It’s the Leaving Las Vegas XXX Parody

Starring Annika Albrite and Tommy Pistol in the roles made famous by Elisabeth Shue and Nicholas Cage. Also with Capri Anderson, Lily Carter, Evan Stone, Logan Pierce, Ryan Driller and Xander Corvus.

Leaving Las Vegas is a strange choice for porn parody, to say the least. The two main characters were both really depressed and mopy. The sex in the movie was dreary and cruel. The male protagonist was suicidal and usually so drunk he couldn’t get it up. Red meat for the Oscars and Sundance crowds maybe, but not particularly erotic.

Judging from the YouTube trailer, the XXX version goes for the same arty, dreary vibe. I don’t get it.

UPDATE (10/3): the complete film This Ain’t Girls XXX is now available exclusively at Hustler Parodies. Look for a DVD release in mid-October.

Hustler has posted the SFW trailer for This Ain’t Girls XXX to YouTube.

Lena Dunham famously expressed disapproval when this project was announced, which must have made Hustler ecstatic. Controversy = free publicity!

Alex Chance plays the lead role, Hannah, ie the Lena Dunham role. Also starring Sierra Day, Mia Gold, Florence Dolce, Adriana Chechik, Dick Chibbles, Kris Slater and Richie Calhoun.

No release date announced yet.

Hustler has posted the completed film This Ain’t Girls XXX to its new Hustler Parodies site. Get on your knees, crawl to the bedroom and watch it now. Now! Based on the way they handled This Ain’t Homeland XXX, we can expect a DVD release of This Ain’t Girls XXX a couple weeks from now.

Here’s the cast and scene breakdown, plus links to teaser clips and photos.

Hannah (Alex Chance) and Adam (Richie Calhoun) have sex in his apartment. Nice to see the filmmakers included Adam’s clueless attempts at dominance/submission play in the parody. For me that’s always been the funniest, most cringe-inducing part of the show. Previews: videos, mixed, mixed.

Shoshanna (Mia Gold) and Alex (Kris Slater) get busy at a coffee shop in the afternoon. Where are the baristas and other customers while this is going on? I like this coffee shop. Previews: videos.

Florence Dolce plays a girl who masturbates in a public restroom stall. Is this based on a character or scene from the HBO show? This doesn’t ring a bell at all for me, but I haven’t seen every episode. Previews: videos, mixed, photos.

Hannah and Marnie (Adriana Chechik) get fed up with men — who can blame them on this show — and experiment with lesbianism. Previews: videos, mixed, photos.

Jessa (Sierra Day) and Thomas John (Dick Chibbles) have sex in an alley. Attention connoisseurs of hideous pornstar tattoos, this scene is for you. Previews: videos, mixed, mixed, photos.

There haven’t been all that many musical porn parodies. Considering that most pornstars sing even worse than they act, this is probably a good thing. But we’re actually kinda jazzed for Grease XXX: A Parody from director Will Ryder, released by Adam & Eve and in stores now.

Riley Reid and Seth Gamble star in the roles made famous by Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta.

Grease XXX – porn parody by Will Ryder

Will Ryder declares, “It is going to give our movie Not the Wizard of Oz XXX a run for it’s money that’s for sure, but if you liked Grease, you will fall in love with this movie.”

Also starring Evilyn Fierce, Kiera King, Melody Jordan, Rebecca Bardoux, Gaia, Coco, Trinity St. Clair, Adriana Chechik, Brooklyn Chase, James Bartholet, Ron Jeremy, Anthony Rosano and Richie Calhoun.

Adam & Eve posted a SFW sneak peak to YouTube. Gaia (the pornstar, not the world spirit) posted two NSFW behind-the-scenes clips to DailyMotion, an interview and a shower frolic with costar Adriana Chechik.

Porn musical fans should also check out Axel Braun’s This Ain’t Glee XXX (2011) and Alice in Wonderland (1976).

Wood Rocket has posted the complete Game of Thrones porn parody Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming, directed by Lee Roy Myers. It’s free! Look for a two-disc DVD release soon, but for now it’s a Wood Rocket exclusive.

UPDATE! Our store now has Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming on DVD available for pre-order. Release date scheduled for Tuesday, December 10, 2013.

Here’s a quick scene breakdown:

(Intro) Tyrion and Varys, just talking, no sex;

(1) Podrick and whore, his secret revealed;

(2) Robb and Talisa in the war tent;

(3) Daenerys enjoys new boytoy Daario, after shooting down poor Jorah again;

(4a) White Walker solo masturbation scene;

(4b) Jon and Ygritte in the cave;

(5) Cersei and Margaery on the great Dildo Throne.

The cast includes James Deen, April O’Neil, Dana DeArmond, Anikka Albrite, Tommy Pistol, Claire Robbins, Tanya Tate, Aaliyah Love, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Bailey Blue and Anthony Rosano.

Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming – XXX Game of Thrones porn parody directed by Lee Roy Myers

Axel Braun is reportedly working on his own Game of Thrones porn parody, slated for release by Hustler in spring 2014.

OMG … It’s the Duck Dynasty XXX Parody directed by Jordan Septo hits store shelves today.

The popularity of Duck Dynasty is truly amazing. It’s the biggest cable reality show ratings-wise by far, at least triple what the Kardashians draw. So the only question is, What took the porn parodists so long?

Female stars (left to right on the box) are Natasha Starr, Kendall Karson, Maddy O’Reilly and Chanel Preston. Donning the big fake beards are Evan Stone, Derrick Pierce, Tommy Pistol and Ryan McLane.

Hey look, YouTube trailer, complete with fake ZZ Top theme song!

Hustler recently announced plans to make This Ain’t Duck Dynasty XXX, but we don’t expect that one until early 2014.

Lee Roy Myers’ outstanding Game of Thrones porn parody, Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming, is now available everywhere in every format. It debuted on the free tube site Wood Rocket, and you can still watch it there for free. Or you can snag a sharper copy at these sites:

AEBN Porn Parody Theater – streaming, download

GameLink Porn Parody Store – streaming, download, DVD

DVD Empire Porn Parody Store – DVD

Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming – XXX Game of Thrones porn parody directed by Lee Roy Myers

If you’re a fan, you want to know who fucks whom in the XXX version. Here’s the scene list:

(Intro) Tyrion and Varys, just talking, no sex;

(1) Podrick and whore, his secret revealed;

(2) Robb and Talisa in the war tent;

(3) Daenerys enjoys new boytoy Daario, after shooting down poor Jorah again;

(4a) White Walker solo masturbation scene;

(4b) Jon and Ygritte in the cave;

(5) Cersei and Margaery on the great Dildo Throne.

The cast includes James Deen, April O’Neil, Dana DeArmond, Anikka Albrite, Tommy Pistol, Claire Robbins, Tanya Tate, Aaliyah Love, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Bailey Blue and Anthony Rosano.

This looks like the last big porn parody release of 2013. Enjoy!

Porn parody begins 2014 with a whimper. White Ghetto brings us two new hardcore spoofs of cable reality shows.

First up, Shahs of Sunset. The real show on Bravo is a minor hit in the “horrible shallow people with too much money” reality genre, a la the Kardashians. The White Ghetto version, This Isn’t Shahs of Sunset … It’s A XXX Spoof!, features five ethnic-looking pornstars who might have ancestors from somewhere near Persia.

Meanwhile, Bar Rescue on Spike follows a team of nightclub consultants who help struggling bar owners turn their businesses around. In This Isn’t Bar Rescue … It’s A XXX Spoof!, “these owners got more than they ask for from these horny bar experts. Instead of advice on how to pour a shot, they get the best fuck of their lives!” In the short term, that sounds like a good deal.

The horny bar experts include Brooke Haven, Tessa Taylor, Coco Velvet, Jamey Janes and Alexa Cruz.

Dreamzone presents a new hardcore porn parody of Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo series. The heavily-tattooed (even by porn standards) Bonnie Rotten stars as “Joan Rambone” in Rambone XXX: A Dreamzone Parody.

The porn parody plot closely follows First Blood (the first John Rambo movie and the only one that didn’t have “Rambo” in the title). “Veteran Joan Rambone is traveling cross-country when she passes through a small town and finds herself being hassled by by the local sheriff and his deputies. They think she’s just another typical drifter making her way through their quiet town. But they soon discover that Rambone is not typical at all. As the cops find themselves incapable of of handling her sexual prowess and dangerous maneuvers, they realize that hassling her was a big mistake.”

The cast includes Bonnie Rotten, Christy Mack, Kendall Karson, Brianna Brooks, Seth Gamble and Tommy Pistol. The underrated Jordan Septo directs.

Not surprisingly, Rambo was a popular porn parody target in the 1980s. The mysterious Linda Chu starred in Bimbo: Hot Blood, Part 1 in 1985, followed by one lost sequel. The same year saw Rambone: The First Time, which was recently reissued on DVD by Alpha Blue. One male pornstar actually adopted the name “Dick Rambone” and starred in Rambone the Destroyer, followed by Rambone Does Hollywood (in which Rambone settles down and becomes a pimp). Finally, Peter North starred in Ramb-Ohh! in 1988.

Hustler has made a fortune off its series of Sarah Palin lookalike porno flicks. Now it’s the Democrats’ turn in White House Orgy, new in our store today.

Tyler Knight plays fake president Barack Obama, seen here in the Oval Office surrounded by eight enthusiastic interns. Is that offensive? Yeah, probably. The female cast includes Bonnie Rotten, Megan Vaughn, Mia Gold, Claudia Valentine and Layton Benton.

Directed by the great Will Ryder.

Judging from the back cover disclaimer, White House Orgy includes XXX lookalikes of other prominent Washington figures: “This movie is not sponsored, endorsed by, or approved of in any manner by President Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Janet Napolitano, Susan Rice, Kathleen Sebelius, Sonia Sotomayor, Joe Biden or John Kerry.” Yikes.

Larry Flynt may be a Democrat, but first and foremost he’s an asshole who enjoys pissing off the world. God bless him for that.

Wood Rocket gets political with the new release TSA: Touching Searching And Pussy Pounding.

The four airport security hassle-themed XXX vignettes star Skin Diamond, April O’Neil, Diamond Foxxx and Andy San Dimas. The pre-release publicity touted Lee Roy Myers as director, but his name is nowhere on the finished product.

Porn Parody editorial staff would like to point out that “Pussy Pounding” does not begin with “A”. Could they not think of any porny-sounding words that begin with “A”? Weird.

Hustler released a similar flick two years ago, TSA: Your Ass Is In Our Hands, directed by & starring Evan Stone.

Last year Italian pornstar-director Rocco Siffredi gave the world XXX Fucktory, a porn parody of the Italian edition of X Factor.

Now he’s back with XXX Fucktory: The Auditions.

Hopefuls pursuing their Fucktory dreams include Blue Angel, Marica Hase, April Blue, Emylia Arga, Valentina Nappi and Mike Chapman. Rocco Siffredi conducts two of the auditions personally, a true sign of professionalism.

RoccoSiffredi.com has a series of two-minute teaser clips from each “audition”: scene one, scene two, scene three, scene four.

Some new Europorn outfit called Cum Louder has released two porn parody anthology titles. Neither seems to be available on DVD in North America, but our GameLink store has them in streaming and download formats.

First up, Spoof Porn, Volume 1 features three episodes: “Sex of Thrones” (based on Game of Thrones), “Roky” (based on Rocky) and “Anal License” (based on the James Bond franchise). Starring Jynx Maze, Klara Gold and Leyre Pajon.

Also out now, Porn Heros, Volume 1 featuring superhero XXX parodies of Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk and Wolverine. (The pornographers are based in Spain, so cut them some slack on spelling.) Starring Angel Rivas, Noe Milk, Yoha Galvez and Noemi Jolie.

The “Volume 1″ in both title implies more volumes will be forthcoming. Cool.

As regular readers know, White Ghetto is far from my favorite porn parody studio. But you have to hand it to them, they keep churning out these XXX spoofs every few weeks like clockwork. Other pornographers could learn a little something about professionalism and punctuality from these guys.

Their latest is This Isn’t The Good Wife, It’s A XXX Spoof! based on the Julianna Margulies CBS show.

Veronica Rayne plays the lead role. In the porn parody version, the Good Wife gets fed up and decides to stop being so damned Good.

Noteworthy kink angle: This Isn’t The Good Wife, It’s A XXX Spoof! includes two scenes with pegging (ie, woman wearing strap-on dildo and buttfucking a man).