Vivid.com has posted the complete Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody online, available exclusively to subscribers for the next week.

Plot synopsis from the studio: “Tony Stark’s limo is attacked and he is critically wounded. He finds himself the prisoner of an Afghan terrorist group known as the Ten Rings and he is forced to build a deadly weapon. Instead he uses his keen intelligence to fabricate an indestructible armor and escape his captors. However an electromagnet has been embedded in his chest by fellow captive Dr. Hoe Yinsen to keep shrapnel from killing him. The magnet unfortunately carries a side-effect — priapism, a medical condition in which a penis remains erect for long periods of time. Once free, he must fight the evil and powerful enemy Mandarin, save the world and get laid (not necessarily in that order).”

Dale DaBone plays the title role. Also starring Lexi Belle, Brooklyn Lee, Derrick Pierce, Shazia Sahari, Dana DeArmond, Jazy Berlin, Skin Diamond and Lexington Steele (as Nick Fury).

Look for Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody on DVD on May 21.

Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody – on DVD 5/21/2013

White Ghetto drops its latest sorta porn parody, This Isn’t Dirty Harry … It’s A XXX Spoof!

This Isn’t Dirty Harry … It’s A XXX Spoof!

A while back we mistakenly predicted this would be a “hairy” niche flick. It’s not. This Isn’t Dirty Harry … It’s A XXX Spoof! actually collects five sex scenes featuring a male pornstar who goes by the name “Dirty Harry”. Clever, huh? The girls include Vida Valentine, Krystal Wett and Paris Hershey. Still no real parody content beyond the title.

The back cover blurb riffs on Clint Eastwood’s trademark gun and catchphrase from Dirty Harry. “With his magnum size cock, he doesn’t break hymens, he smashes them! The girls get to feel his lucky spunk. Do you feel lucky?”

The porn biz has been slow to embrace the pop culture zombie apocalypse craze. One big problem: it’s not easy to make zombies sexy. Vampires may be undead abominations, but there’s a long tradition of vampires as sophisticated and irresistible seductors. Zombies are just mobile decomposing corpses.

But two zombie apocalypse porn titles are coming out this summer. First up, Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey from Smash Pictures, starring Bonnie Rotten.

Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey

Horror porn freaks will dig the zombie-on-zombie action scene featuring Tommy Pistol (who also directed) and Annie Cruz.

Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey is now available for streaming or download in our official Porn Parody Theater. The Beyond Fucked DVD is slated for release later in June.

And now slated for July 2013 release is the much-anticipated The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody from Burning Angel.

The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody from Burning Angel

We posted some set photos a while back. Damn this looks awesome. Starring Joanna Angel, Skin Diamond, Phoenix Askani, Kleio, Nikki Hearts, Brittany Lynn and Tommy Pistol.

Only a month after Hollywood’s latest Star Trek movie, Hustler gets ready to drop This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3, once again directed by Axel Braun and starring Evan Stone as Captain Kirk.

The DVD comes out Tuesday, June 25, 2013. It’s in 3-D, and each two-disc set comes with a pair of red/blue 3-D glasses, just in case you don’t have a dozen pairs of 3-D glasses lying around like some people I could name.

Hey, there’s a SFW YouTube trailer:

Also starring Ana Foxx, Bailey Blue, Dillion Harper, Jake Taylor, Marcus London, Michael Vegas, Penny Pax, Richie Calhoun, Scarlett Fay and Will Ryder.

White Ghetto sticks with the law enforcement theme with its latest sorta porn parody: This Isn’t Police Academy … It’s A XXX Spoof!

This Isn’t Police Academy … It’s A XXX Spoof!

Five cop-themed scenes starring Lola Lane, Nyla Thai, Kyanna Lee, Coco Velvet and Lucy Blaze. Don’t expect much plot, but if you dig girls wearing (briefly) cop uniforms, this might be for you.

Axel Braun’s newest superhero porn parody Man of Steel XXX is now live and streaming at Vivid.com. It will be available there exclusively to subscribers for two weeks, then the DVD will hit stores on July 9, 2013.

There have been plenty of Superman porn parodies in the past. Axel Braun himself made Superman XXX: A Porn Parody in 2011 and Superman Vs Spider-Man in 2012. Man of Steel XXX mimics its current Hollywood namesake by adopting a more somber (relatively) tone and giving Superman a black costume. From the official Vivid blurb:

Say goodbye to the dorky, fumlbing Clark Kent of the 70′s …. Afer a freak accident in which he kills Livewire, Clark leaves Lois, burns his costume and goes back to Smallville to rekindle his romance with Lana Lang. But President Luthor has other plans — and they involve Silver Banshee and Bizarro. It’s a darker, moodier, bolder look at the iconic character, with more action, more drama, and definitely more sex that any of its mainstream incarnations, and of course with the exceptional quality and attention to detail that fans of Axel Braun have come to expect of him.

Hey look, there’s a YouTube trailer.

The dashing Ryan Driller plays porno Superman for the third time. The cast also includes Sasha Knox (Livewire), Skin Diamond (Silver Banshee), Kirsten Price (Lois Lane), Samantha Ryan (Lana Lang), Kendall Karson (Zatanna) and Billy Glide (Bizarro).

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3, directed by the great Axel Braun, is out now on DVD. Hustler has posted teaser clips and galleries for each of the five scenes.

Scene 1

Dillon Harper (Yeoman Malone) and Evan Stone (Captain Kirk) on an away mission

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Scene 2

Ana Foxx (Lieutenant Uhura) threesome with Marcus London (Scotty) and Jake Taylor (redshirt) in the transporter room

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Scene 3

Richie Calhoun (Spock) gets the Pon Farr, Penny Pax (Nurse Chapel) provides treatment

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Scene 4

Scarlett Fay (Lt. Marla McGivers) and Bailey Blue (Yeoman Rand) demonstrate alien mating rituals

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Scene 5

Ana Foxx (still Uhura) with Michael Vegas (young Captain Kirk in an alternate timeline or some shit)

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This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3 In 3D is available now on DVD. Or watch This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3 and dozens of other Hustler porn parodies at Hustler.com.

Last November, PORN PARODY wrote about the mysterious Community porn parody which was filmed but never released. Fans of the show (and at least one cast member) were bummed. We filed it under “lost films”.

Sometime afterwards Hustler bought the rights, called it This Ain’t Community XXX and quietly posted it in the Hustler.com membership area. It doesn’t look like the film will ever get a DVD release, but at least it’s available somewhere.

Hey look, Hustler has posted some freebie video clips and photos, which gives us a chance to check out the casting and scene pairings.

Britta (Alexis Texas) explores her own vagina as homework for her Women’s Studies class, then hooks up with Abed (Marco Banderas). Apparently Abed spends a lot of time at the gym when he’s offscreen.

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Troy (Tyler Knight) and Annie (Sindee Jennings) have a decidedly non-Platonic friendship in the porn parody version. Jennings is the worst casting choice hands down.

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Pierce (Herschel Savage) fantasizes about hooking up with Shirley (Jada Fire) in the study room. Even better than Eartha Kitt.

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Jeff (Mark Wood) convinces Professor Slater (Dana DeArmond) to set aside her personal rule against fucking students on her desk.

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And that’s it. No Chang, no Dean Pelton. Apparently no one in the cast watched the show except Dana DeArmond. Still, This Ain’t Community XXX is not as bad as advertised. With porn it always pays to keep your expectations low.

Will Ryder has been working on Not the Wizard of Oz XXX for nearly a year, and the finished film hits shelves on July 10, 2013. Our store is taking pre-orders. Ryder’s studio X-Play uploaded this SFW trailer to YouTube last week.

X-Play promises “700 special effects, thousands of edits, five musical numbers and seven sex scenes”. It’s not clear what counts as a “special effect” in porn, but visually this does like stylish. Will Ryder calls Oz XXX “the most spectacular porn movie any of us have ever been a part of … You will be blown away like a Kansas tornado”.

The casting breakdown for the big roles:

Maddy O’Reilly as Dorothy
Anikka Albright as the Good Witch
Brandy Aniston as the Wicked Witch
Nina Hartley as Auntie Em
Stella Marie as a Munchkin
James Bartholet as the Cowardly Lion
Dick Chibbles as the Tin Man
Mac Turner as the Scarecrow
Seth Gamble as the Wizard

Some “behind the scenes” teaser clips went up a while back: one, two, three. And you can check out set photos at AVN and the official film site. Some tamer samples after the jump:

Not The Wizard Of Oz XXX available in the official Porn Parody DVD Store.

Burning Angel celebrates the 4th of July by releasing their highly-anticipated The Walking Dead XXX: A Hardcore Parody. What could be more patriotic than a sexy zombie apocalypse?

The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody – Burning Angel

Playing the key roles are Joanna Angel (Lori), Kleio (Andrea), Skin Diamond (Michonne), Tommy Pistol (Rick), Tommy Gunn (Shane), Wold Hudson (Carl) Sierra Cure (Zombie Sofia), Owen Gray (Daryl), Danny Wylde (Glen). And Jessie Lee, Brittany Lynn, Larkin Love and Arabelle Raphael play sexy zombies.

You can tell the Burning Angel folks know and dig the show. Sex scenes include a Rick-Lori-Shane threesome (potentially awkward, but we’ll see); Andrea and Michonne (oh yes, god yes); Carl and zombie Sofia (both 18+ now, of course) and a big climactic orgy at the CDC.

Sounds like the Burning Angel version takes place pre-Herschel’s farm, which leaves plenty of room for sequels. If they do another one, we’d really like to see Carol get a scene. Would any MILF pornstars be willing to cut their hair that short?

So the big question: did Burning Angel manage to make zombies sexy? Judge for yourself with these teaser pics of Arabelle Raphael, Brittany Lynn, Jessie Lee, Larkin Love and Sierra Cure in full walker mode.

The Walking Dead XXX: A Hardcore Parody available now in the official Porn Parody DVD Store.

The Brazzers network has released two DVDs full of original porn parodies produced for its websites, Brazzers Presents: The Parodies in 2011 and Brazzers Presents: The Parodies, Volume 2 in 2012.

But as several readers have pointed out (you know who you are, thanks), the DVDs are just the tip of the iceberg. Brazzers has made literally hundreds of porn parodies over the last few years. These generally run about 30-45 minutes each, not feature length but longer than the average scene. The parodies are sprinkled across various Brazzers sites — Big Tits in Sports, Baby Got Boobs, MILFs Like It Big, etc — but one membership covers the whole Brazzers network of sites.

So PornParody.com will start adding some Brazzers titles into the mix — perfect timing, since the parody DVD release schedule looks mighty thin for summer.

First up, some Brazzers fairy tales …

Wonderland, Part 1 is a hot four-way lesbian scene with Lexi Belle, Gia Dimarco, Christy Mack and Bonnie Rotten. Previews: three-minute clip and fifteen photos.

In Wonderland, Part 2, James Deen shows up as the Mad Hatter and joins the four girls. Previews: three-minute clip and fifteen photos.

Cinderella Meets Her Pricks Charming stars Tasha Reign in the title role, seen here oppressed by an evil stepsister and then glammed up for the ball. Previews: three-minute clip and fifteen photos.

And finally Dolly Pop, a XXX version of the Pinocchio fairy tale. Kudos to the Brazzers makeup crew — starlet Rikki Six really does look eerily artificial. Previews: three-minute clip and fifteen photos.

A Dangerous Method was of interest mainly to David Cronenberg completists and History of Psychoanalysis buffs. It told the story of Carl Jung’s love affair with patient Sabina Spielrein, who went on to become a major psychoanalyst in her own right.

An Erotic Method is the porn parody version, debuting today at the Brazzers site “Doctor Adventures”. Johnny Sins plays the shrink, Blake Rose plays the patient. Pretty heady stuff for porn. Blake Rose’s boobs weigh more than all of Keira Knightley put together, plus they’re better actors.

David Cronenberg films have not been popular porn parody targets, for whatever reason. Daring made an unlikely porn parody of Eastern Promises entitled Eastern Promise. In 2000, David Aaron Clark directed the Videodrome XXX knockoff Pornodrome.

Another two Cronenberg-inspired pornos from the 1990s don’t circulate nowadays. Naked Lunch (1995) starred Ron Jeremy, which sure sounds intriguing, but we can’t find any info beyond the IAFD listing. The only info we could find about X Butterfly (1998) is an old Penthouse Video Guide blurb: “We were familiar enough with the plot [of M Butterfly] to expect some shemale extravaganza in a tape called X Butterfly. What we got instead was a well-crafted and engaging porn video with nary a transsexual in sight.”

CraigsList kicked off the hookers (aka “erotic services” “providers”) a long time ago, but the “CreigsList Cuties” knockoff series from Rookie Nookie continues. The most recent installment is CreigsList Cuties #3.

Same format as the first two go-rounds: each sex scene is supposedly a hookup (paid or just for fun) arranged via “CreigsList”. This one’s worth a peek just for the porn names of the starlets: Carry (one name only), Casey Cumz, Summer Rae, Sasha Casey and Jassi Capri. Whoever thinks up these names is falling into a rut.

Still available are CreigsList Cuties and CreigsList Cuties #2.

Vivid debuts The Newlywed Game XXX: A Porn Parody today in the Vivid.com membership area. It will be a web exclusive for two weeks, then get a DVD release on August 13.

The Newlywed Game: A XXX Parody

As you can see, they went for a swinging 70s retro vibe in this flick. Wide collars! Fringe! Prince Yahshua with a big afro! Clashy prints that will make your eyes water! You just know someone’s gonna say “right on” or “groovy” any second now.

Penny Pax tweeted this backstage photo of her and Prince Yahshua in costume a while back:

Penny Pax and Prince Yahshua backstage

And here they are “making whoopee” in the final film:

Prince Yahshua and Penny Pax in The Newlywed Game XXX

The final scene features game show host “Bob” (played by Steven St. Croix) getting crazy with all four female contestants:

Steven St. Croix, Penny Pax, Samantha Ryan, Adrianna Luna & Abby Cross in The Newlywed Game XXX

Also starring Samantha Ryan, Adrianna Luna, Abby Cross, Seth Gamble, Tyler Nixon and Danny Wylde. Directed by Hank Hoffman.

The Newlywed Game XXX on DVD is available for pre-order. Expected shipping date is Tuesday, August 13, 2013.

When David Petraeus’s affair with biographer Paula Broadwell went public last November, Hustler decided to create a ripped-from-the-headlines porn parody. It’s out now on DVD: The General Goes All In, starring Evan Stone as the general and Kimberly Kane as the biographer.

The General Goes All In – David Petraeus & Paula Broadwell XXX Parody

The title is a play on Broadwell’s bestselling book All In: The Education of General David Petraeus, which became the subject of jokes once the affair was revealed.

Here’s the problem with ripped-from-the-headlines dirty jokes. Photochopping a book cover takes five minutes, and you can post it while the tabloid scandal is raging. If you’re lucky, some dimwitted TV news producer will actually use your photochop on air. But creating a feature-length porn parody takes too long. The Petraeus-Broadwell scandal feels like ancient history now.

Better Than Life collects five videogame porn parody scenes produced by Britporn network Television X.

Scene breakdown and very explicit box cover after the jump.

We’ve included half of the back cover which lists the scene titles.

Better Than Life – Television X videogame porn parody collection

Even casual gamers will recognize most of these.

Grand Theft Anal (based on Grand Theft Auto)
Strip Fighter (based on Street Fighter)
Sex-Men (based on X-Men)
Tight Crisis (based on Time Crisis)
Second Sex Life (based on Second Life)

The transitions between scenes feature a neato menu screen with old-school 8-bit graphics.

And each sex scene opens with a few minutes of “gameplay” mimicking the look of the original game. (Once the sex starts, the graphics and animation effects thankfully go away.)

Television X is not my favorite porn parody studio, but they really put some effort and imagination into Better Than Life. Recommended.

The Brazzers network has done hardcore spoofs of several big Hollywood sci-fi movies. They’re each about 30-40 minutes with one long sex scene. I’m liking the Brazzers style right now — good mix of camp and raunch, professional lighting and camerawork (sadly not always the case in porn). This X-Men spoof was just posted this month.

XXX-Men: The Hellfire Club (based on X-Men: First Class)
Starring Alexis Ford and Mick Blue

“There’s a secret society of X-Rated people living among us. They appear normal, but behind closed doors, their extreme sexual powers make them hornier than you can possibly imagine. Let nympho Alexis Ford take you on a tour of the Hellfire Club, and introduce you to a sexual world you never knew existed.” Fuck yeah, Emma Frost porn! Previews: flash clips and photo gallery.

Insextion (based on Inception)
Starring Juelz Ventura, Alexis Ford and Johnny Sins

“Alexis and Juelz are top-notch extractors and their next job, Johnny, comes with its share of obstacles. Johnny’s got the key to a fortune in his mind and the only way for the ladies to retrieve it is… you guessed it. Alexis takes the plunge and ventures deep into Johnny’s subconscious via shared dreaming. Does the ruse pay off? Find out in the cockbuster event of the year!” Suitcases filled with wires = special effects porno-style. Previews: flash clips and photo gallery.

I Am Cock (based on I Am Legend)
Starring Amy Ried and Keiran Lee

“The story of the last man on earth…with a huge cock! He’s the only survivor of a virus that has turned every woman on the planet into Big Cock Craving Zombies. He has the antidote in his sperm and will have to fuck them all, one by one, in order to turn them back into humans before they fuck him to death.” Note to self: add this one to the zombie porn list.

Splooger (based on Looper)
Starring Paige Delight and Danny D

“Danny has a special gift: he travels through time when he’s about to blow his load! When he comes all over his girlfriend’s face while she’s at work, completely out of nowhere, she knows some serious fucking is about to go down. He has to close the loop and shoot that splooge!” That makes just as much sense as Looper did. Previews: flash clips and photo gallery.

Deep Impact (based on Deep Impact)
Starring Brooklyn Blue and Danny D

“It’s the last day on earth, and the latest news report from ZZ News says that they are only 30 minutes left until the planet explodes. When Danny’s girlfriend asks him what he wants to do with his last half hour on earth, he tells her the truth: he wants to fuck her hot sister Brooklyn. Hey, it’s the end of the world, after all!” Some titles don’t require a porny pun cuz they already sound porny. Previews: flash clips and photo gallery.

Pornographers love the Real Housewives. The term “housewives” is not quite as popular as “MILF” or “cougar” in XXX titles, but it’s getting there. Parodies (or at least namechecks) of Desperate Housewives were big for a while, but lately it’s all about the Real Housewives of someplace or another.

Two years ago, West Coast Productions gave us Real Black Housewives of LA, starring “reality TV star” (she was a contestant on For the Love of Ray J) Bethany Benz. Now WCP is back with a sequel, Real Black Housewives of LA 2 with Jade Aspen, Megan Maze, Cherri Hilson, Megan Vaughn and Yasmine de Leon.

Sinful joins the trend with The Anal Housewives Of Beverly Hills with Brooke Haven, Taryn Thomas, Vivian West, Donna Doll and Michelle Avanti.

And Global Media recently launched a transsexual “Unreal Housewives” series, starting with Unreal Housewives of Hunt’s Point and Unreal Housewives of Atlantic City.

(Hunts Point is a neighborhood in the Bronx notorious for street prostitution. That’s what I’ve heard, at least.)

Finally, White Ghetto has a Real Indian Housewives series. The latest installment, Real Indian Housewives 4, is out now.

Real Housewives parodies posted previously: Beverly Hills, Atlanta, South Beach, Chatsworth and San Fernando Valley.

Back in 2008, Playboy TV ran a reality series called The Boy Nexxt Door, about an aspiring pornographer named “Danny Vegas” who lived in his parents’ basement. In episodes eight and nine, Danny got a gig editing footage for a Xena the Warrior Princess porn parody.

Five and a half year later, that film is finally getting a DVD release: Xxxena the Porn Princess.

The performers are all complete unknowns. Decide for yourself if that’s a plus or a minus.

Devil’s Film drops a new pop culture celebrity lookalike porn parody, Just In Beaver Feaver, starring Seth Gamble as barely legal bad boy pop star Justin.

Just In Beaver Fever – Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez porn parody

Here’s the breakdown of the four big sex scenes:

(1) Selena breaks off with Justin, and instead gets it on with her “secret lesbian lover”.

(2) Justin gets pulled over for driving like a douche, but turns out the female cop is a huge fan.

(3) Justin and pal Usher enjoy a threesome with crazy gal pal Amanda.

(4) Justin has afternoon fun with his flirty neighbor.

This will actually be the third Justin Bieber celebrity impersonation porn parody. The first two were both gay releases: Justin’s Beaver-Hatin’ Twinks and Bustin Beeber: Never Say Never.