Hustler has posted some freebie video clips and photo galleries from its new ripped-from-HBO porn parody This Ain’t Boardwalk Empire XXX.
Scene 1: Al Capone (Tony Rosano) with flapper hooker (Kimber Day) | Video Teaser | Photo Gallery | Notice Day’s anachronistic thigh tattoo — goof!
Scene 2: Margaret (Alana Rains) seduces Chalky White (Jovan Jordan) | Video Teaser | Photo Gallery | He calls her “Mrs Thompson”, so this must be season three.
Scene 3: Brothel madame Gillian Darmody (Cameron Dee) shows a new hire (Presley Hart) the ropes | Video Teaser | Photo Gallery | Is there a prostitute “Iris” on the show? She might be invented for the parody.
Scene 4: Richard Harrow (Ryan Driller) and Julia (Belle Noir) make out on the Boardwalk | Video Teaser | Photo Gallery | He keeps the mask on during sex, at least this time.
Scene 5: Finally, Nucky Thompson (Scott Lyons) encourages aspiring starlet Billie (Cassandra Nix) | Video Teaser | Photo Gallery | Not much resemblance to Steve Buscemi, but maybe that’s for the best.
Too bad we don’t see Lucy and her “fuck me, daaa-deee” routine.