Best Porn Parodies of 2013, So Far

Near the end of the year, we’ll select and rank our favorites as usual. For now, here’s a running list of the top porn parody releases of 2013 so far, listed in reverse chronological order (ie, latest releases at the top, January releases at the bottom). Did we snub anyone? Let us know in the comments.

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  This Ain’t Homeland XXX

  Hustler | Axel Braun

  DVD Store Hustler Parodies

  Carrie (Tara Lynn Foxx) uncovers the truth: what really happened to Brody (Richie Calhoun) over there.

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  Wolverine XXX

  Vivid | Axel Braun

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  Starring Tommy Gunn as the hairiest superhero, Aiden Ashley as Domino, Allie Haze as Rogue, Andy San Dimas as Jean Grey, and Asa Akira as Mariko.

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  Sydney Leathers: Weiner and Me

  Vivid

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  Part celebrity sex tape, part ripped-from-the-headlines porn parody, shot and posted online in record time. Sydney Leathers as herself, with Xander Corvus as Anthony Weiner, aka Carlos Danger.

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  Just In Beaver Fever

  Devil’s Film | Barrett Blade

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  Starring Seth Gamble as obnoxious spoiled brat pop star Justin, plus pornstar knockoffs of pals Selena, Usher and Amanda.

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  The General Goes All In

  Hustler | Stuart Canterbury

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  Hustler reenacts the big sex scandal with General David Petraeus (Evan Stone) and his “All In” biographer Paula Broadwell (Kimberly Kane)

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  The Newlywed Game XXX

  Vivid | Hank Hoffman

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  Classic game show gets a swinging 70s porn parody. What’s the strangest place you’ve ever made whoopie?

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  So You Think You Can Dance: A XXX Parody

  Sinful

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  Starring Lisa Daniels, who specializes in the horizontal boogie.

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  Laverne and Shirley XXX

  DreamZone | Jordan Septo

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  A long time ago, this was the top-rated sitcom on TV. Starring Chanel Preston as Laverne and Riley Reid as Shirley.

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  XXX-Men: The Hellfire Club

  Brazzers

  Brazzers

  Starring Alexis Ford as Emma Frost, enjoying life at the mutant supervillain world domination HQ velvet lounge.

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  Walking Dead XXX

  Burning Angel | Joanna Angel & Tommy Pistol

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  Joanna Angel and friends clearly know and dig the show. Sex scenes include a Rick-Lori-Shane threesome (potentially awkward), Andrea & Michonne (oh yes, god yes), Carl & zombie Sofia (both 18+ now, of course), and a big climactic orgy at the CDC.

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  Not the Wizard of Oz XXX

  X-Play | Will Ryder

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  Great costumes, makeup and set design make this an instant classic. Starring Maddy O’Reilly as Dorothy, Brandy Aniston as the Wicked Witch, Nina Hartley as Auntie Em, and Stella Marie as a sexy Munchkin.

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  An Erotic Method

  Brazzers

  Brazzers

  We’re surprised that someone went to the trouble of making a porn parody of David Cronenberg’s history of psychoanalysis joint A Dangerous Method. Kudos to Brazzers.

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  Star Trek XXX 3

  Hustler | Axel Braun

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  Axel Braun’s third Star Trek spoof features Ana Foxx as Uhura, two Kirks (due to a blah blah in the timespace blah blah blah) and assorted female yeomen, Richie Calhoun as Spock, Penny Pax as Nurse Chapel.

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  Man of Steel XXX

  Vivid | Axel Braun

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  Axel Braun’s latest Superman mimics the latest Hollywood version by adopting a darker tone. With Sasha Knox (Livewire), Skin Diamond (Silver Banshee), Kirsten Price (Lois Lane) and Samantha Ryan (Lana Lang).

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  Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey

  Smash | Tommy Pistol

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  Bonnie Rotten tries to survive the zombie apocalypse. Horror porn freaks will dig the zombie-on-zombie sex scene between Tommy Pistol (who also directed) and Annie Cruz.

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  Iron Man XXX

  Vivid | Axel Braun

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  No one does superhero porn parodies like Axel Braun. Dale DaBone plays the title role, also starring Lexi Belle, Brooklyn Lee, Shazia Sahari, Dana DeArmond, Jazy Berlin, Skin Diamond and Lexington Steele (as Nick Fury).

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  Karate Kid XXX

  DreamZone | Jordan Septo

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  The “kid” is now closer to 30, otherwise it’s the same story. Evan Stone as Mr. Miyagi is the comedy highlight.

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  Wonderland (parts 1 & 2)

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  Brazzers makes this Lewis Carroll adaptation appropriately freaky. Starring Lexi Belle (as Alice), Gia Dimarco, Christy Mack, Bonnie Rotten and James Deen (as the Mad Hatter in part 2).

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  OMG It’s The Dirty Dancing XXX Parody

  Juicy | Jordan Septo

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  The romantic classic gets a romantic XXX parody. Starring Dani Daniels and Ryan Driller in the roles made famous by Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze.

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  The Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody

  Exquisite | Rob Black

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  Rob Black reaches way back into comic book history for this superhero parody. Great job recreating the original characters’ costumes; it’s a shame they come off so quickly.

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  The Real L Word XXX: San Francisco

  Filly Films | Madison Young

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  Edgy art-porn auteur Madison Young has three entries on this year’s list, each an all-girl parody for all-girl studio Filly Films. This flick “follows three San Franciscan lesbian couples and one experimental threesome of queer femme deviants through first dates, new found love, lovers spats and orgasmic juicy makeup sex”.

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  The Many Shades of Juliette March

  Filly Films | Madison Young

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  Pornographers have been riding the “50 Shades” phenomenon since it broke. Madison Young gets it right in this all-girl BDSM journey.

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  Not South Park XXX

  X-Play | Will Ryder

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  Will Ryder has a blast spoofing the filthiest cartoon on TV. It’s Kyle’s 18th birthday, everyone is 18+, just so that’s clear.

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  Orgy University

  Vivid | Kimberly Kane

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  It’s a porn parody of Carrie starring Kimberly Kane. So why didn’t they just call it Carrie XXX: A Porn Parody or something? We have no idea.

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  XXX Fucktory

  Evil Angel | Rocco Siffredi

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  Rocco Siffredi spoofs the Italian edition of X Factor in outrageous fashion.

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  Chyna as She-Hulk

  Vivid | Axel Braun

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  Former pro wrestler Chyna (aka Joanie Laurer) dons the green bodypaint and flexes her muscles for this superhero porn parody. With Richie Calhoun as Bruce Banner.

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  This Ain’t Die Hard XXX

  Hustler | Stuart Canterbury

  DVD Store Hustler Parodies

  Nakatomi Plaza has been replaced by Flynt Tower, the terrorists are now all hot babes, the black cop is now a hot babe, John McClaine still saves the day. Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker.

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  Nikita XXX

  Bluebird | Marc Twain

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  La Femme Nikita is still a cultural touchstone 20+ years after the original movie. Bluebird’s version is not exactly a parody, more like a stylish adaptation with added fucking.

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  Barb Wire XXX

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  The campy movie based on the campy comic gets a campy porn parody. Britney Amber channels Pamela Anderson in the title role.

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  Can’t Be Martin: It’s a XXX Parody

  Evasive Angles | T.T. Boy

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  Evasive Angles riffs on the 1990s Martin Lawrence sitcom Martin. Oh my goodness!

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  Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia Goes To College!

  X-Play | Will Ryder

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  The fifth season of Will Ryder’s classic sitcom parody series.

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  The Real L Word XXX: NYC Edition

  Filly Films | Madison Young

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  Madison Young directs and stars in this all-girl hipster hardcore spoof of the Showtime lesbian documentary series.

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  Barely Blue Velvet

  Real | Jason Danilak

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  David Lynch’s mindfuck masterpiece gets the porn parody treatment. Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!

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  OMG It’s The Spice Girls XXX Parody

  Juicy | Jordan Septo

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  The Spice Girls split up more than a decade ago, but they still deserve mockery, the filthier the better.

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  This Ain’t Terminator XXX 3D

  Hustler | Axel Braun

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  There were at least a half-dozen Terminator porn parodies before this one, but Axel Braun does it up right. Starring Bailey Blue as Sarah Conner.

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  MacGyver XXX

  DreamZone | Ralph Long

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  MacGyver saves his kidnapped ex-girlfriend using a rubber fist dildo, a condom, and a potato-chip canister.

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  Clerks XXX

  Vivid | B. Skow

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  The Kevin Smith low-fi slacker classic finally gets a porn parody. Yes, there’s snowballing.