Last November, PORN PARODY wrote about the mysterious Community porn parody which was filmed but never released. Fans of the show (and at least one cast member) were bummed. We filed it under “lost films”.
Sometime afterwards Hustler bought the rights, called it This Ain’t Community XXX and quietly posted it in the Hustler.com membership area. It doesn’t look like the film will ever get a DVD release, but at least it’s available somewhere.
Hey look, Hustler has posted some freebie video clips and photos, which gives us a chance to check out the casting and scene pairings.
Britta (Alexis Texas) explores her own vagina as homework for her Women’s Studies class, then hooks up with Abed (Marco Banderas). Apparently Abed spends a lot of time at the gym when he’s offscreen.
4 flash clips | 15 photos | clip & pics | clip & pics
Troy (Tyler Knight) and Annie (Sindee Jennings) have a decidedly non-Platonic friendship in the porn parody version. Jennings is the worst casting choice hands down.
4 flash clips | clip & pics | clip & pics | 15 photos
Pierce (Herschel Savage) fantasizes about hooking up with Shirley (Jada Fire) in the study room. Even better than Eartha Kitt.
4 flash clips | 15 photos | clip & pics | clip & pics | clip & pics
Jeff (Mark Wood) convinces Professor Slater (Dana DeArmond) to set aside her personal rule against fucking students on her desk.
4 flash clips | 15 photos | clip & pics | clip & pics
And that’s it. No Chang, no Dean Pelton. Apparently no one in the cast watched the show except Dana DeArmond. Still, This Ain’t Community XXX is not as bad as advertised. With porn it always pays to keep your expectations low.